Absurdities of 2010

[Absurdities]

Absurdity 1
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To reach the goal of ultimately eliminating FC, we will have to increase FC.

Absurdity 2
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Master: Why must you increase FC but not GC?
Servant: There is not much room for improvement.
Master: Why can't you at least give each GC elector a vote in the DB-nominated LegCo election?
Servant: There is not much room for improvement.
Master: I am not sure you are answering my questions.
Servant: Why do you keep increasing your asking price?

Absurdity 3
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Central District: We are not authorized by Western District to talk about any thing beyond 2012.
Western District: To talk about anything, the first step is to talk to Central District.

Absurdity 4
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Master: We strongly demand the elimination of FC so that our system will be fair and will meet universally accepted standard of universal suffrage.
Servant: Come to think about it, FC is quite fair. And FC can also be a kind of universal suffrage.
Master: I beg your pardon ?!
Servant: You are so irrational!

Conclusion
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Logic is a thing of the past; and only power talks.


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